I won't get married. “I’m unbearable to get married”: the best selection of statuses about marriage
The key to family happiness: first - marriage, then - love.
Not for all…
Mom said that when I get married, she will stick an inscription on the door: “Non-returnable and non-exchangeable!”
I also need to look home, maybe I hung such an inscription on the door))
In the year of the snake, I will urgently rent a place on a warm, cozy chest for a period of one year. I don’t want to get married… Just to warm up.
Grab the antidote! And you are welcome!
Unmarried life was easier. I wanted a dress ... and another dress. And now - a bread machine, molds and a sifter for flour ...
Exactly! But the dress too
Have you noticed that when you are not married, everyone around asks: “I didn’t get married”? When you do not have children, everyone is interested in: “Well, when is the addition?” And when you already have a child, everyone worries: “Well, when will you go for the second one?” Don't people have anything else to talk about?!
There is something to talk about, but when you don’t feel like it, it remains just to observe the boundaries of decency and traditional interest. Therefore, such questions
Why do women like to marry military men? Because they already know how to cook, darn, make the bed, have good health and know how to follow orders!
Ideal men!
I got married really for love, and then all my life I envied my girlfriends!
It happens, what can you do?!
Statuses about marriage are cool
If you are married and you don't have a mink coat, diamonds, you don't drive an expensive car... Congratulations! You married for love
And I'm very happy about it! I feel so comfortable in a Mouton fur coat, with just a gold wedding band, on our “six” with my beloved husband and one-year-old daughter!
Yet there is a marriage that can make a man happy. This is the marriage of his daughter...
This is another way to look - who will pay for the wedding expenses?
Marriage is the transition from an 8-hour work day to a 24-hour one!
Yeah, no one pays overtime
Many girls marry men who remind them of their father. Is that why their mothers cry at the wedding ceremony?
Exactly! That's why my mom was crying
Many people told me that there was nothing to do when I was married… They lied!!! There are so many things, so many things...
Not that word! I always sleep without hind legs.
The wife says to her husband in anger:
-I'd rather marry the devil!
- What are you, dear! Marriages between blood relatives are forbidden!
This is about my wife
Two friends:
- Were you married?
- Certainly!
- So how is it???
- Yes, as in childhood - then don’t go out late, then don’t get acquainted with other people’s men (uncles) !!!
If, as in childhood, everyone would only get married and run away. 
Statuses about marriage with meaning
You need to get married out of youth, out of stupidity, out of great love, or out of flight. Because you grow up, grow wiser ... and you will understand that there are no ideal people, and you don’t need an imperfect one.
As a rule, those who are regularly called there do not want to get married, and those who have not received such an offer dream of marriage! For me, the stamp in the passport is just a formality.
Marriage has killed more women than famine, war, and natural disaster.
That's for sure ... it seems to me that women suffer most in marriage due to misunderstanding on the part of men (((
There will be agreement - there will be happiness! From now on, only "We" - not "I", and there will be a strong family!
Yes, this is how everything always starts beautifully, and then socks around the apartment and “where are you-doing-my-beer ?!”
Marriage is like a besieged fortress: those who are inside would like to get out of it; those outside would like to break into it.
Truth speaks!
The older and wiser a girl becomes, the more difficult it is for her to get married.
Right! The older the girl, the more she understands her attractiveness.
Many women who are not married dream that a man will surround them with care and attention ... However, many married ones too ...
A girl is a flower that always needs to be taken care of!
If you can’t answer the question: “Do I want to be with him further?”, Just tell yourself: “Do I want to marry him?” And immediately everything will be decided)))
Exactly, we tried it like this ... it helps.
Statuses about marriage are beautiful
You are pain and light, peace and fear,
you taste the sky on your lips,
Melody that I sing
You are life and I love it!
This is how every husband should think of his wife!
The happiest morning for a girl is her wedding day. When she wakes up, she knows exactly what to wear.
It is a fact!
The next stop is "marry". Let's go girls, let's go!
What is the number of the bus that took you to this stop? I want to ride it too!
The presence of a man nearby is not a guarantee of absolute happiness for a woman ... You can be married and be in anguish, or you can be happy, remaining a free woman.
That's right, don't rush to get married. It is better to always feel happy than just having a stamp in your passport.
Marriage is a very serious step! When we quarrel with our parents, we don’t think that we need to look for new ones. So the husband should become a native person. One for life! The main thing is not to make a mistake in choosing!
I can’t even imagine how you can live with one person all your life!
No matter how happy a woman is married, she always notices with pleasure that there are men in the world who would like to see her unmarried.
It is always nice when you are positively assessed by the extraneous views of handsome men. 
Status "I want to get married", statuses "I want to get married" are cool
Mom, I want to get married!
- Enough! Already been twice!
- Well ma...
- No, don't ask!
“Mom, I can only go there and back!”
My mom says this to my little sister
Married! Oh no!!! We were there! Service not up to par...
We've been, we know
I don't want to get married! For one simple reason - why make a bad husband out of a good lover?
Not calling?
Pharmacies received a pregnancy test with two strips with the name "I want to get married!".
Ha, interesting product… must buy
The most important thing in a girl's life is a university (to marry successfully).
No wonder parents instill these goals from childhood))
I want to get married)))) Take me!!!
Rectilinear…
I want to get married. It's so great to have a person next to you who can be tormented for the rest of your life.
Men, be careful!
Marriage proposal status
When she was offered to marry, she fell off her chair, jumped up to the ceiling on the bed, rushed around the apartment for 30 minutes with happiness ... And then she quietly answered, "I'll think about it ...".
Real woman!!!
Get married successfully - sign an employment agreement as a governess!
Well, this is if you are not lucky with your husband.
When you proposed to marry you, did you hope in your heart that I would refuse??? Yeah, dream on... I agree, honey!!!
That's right girl, keep it up!
“When are you going to stop making jokes about marrying me?!
When you become my wife.
So make her a proper offer, joker!
This caller asks you to marry him. Answer: “Dear subscriber! There are not enough funds on your account for this operation.
She knows exactly what she wants
Do you want to marry?
- Stop threatening me.
Uh-huh))) Right about me in the very tyutelka) 
Statuses "married soon", "getting married"
Get married, right? Where is this wretch hiding?
Run, boy!
Are you married?!
- No.
- When are you going?
When I finish uni. And are you married?!
- No.
- When are you going?
When you graduate from uni.
Here is the man! Waiting means love!
Wedding.. the coolest holiday in our lives!
It only seems so! As soon as this day comes, you will dream that it ends as soon as possible!
Nobody to each other, we always quarrel, swear, we almost fight ... but everyone is sure that the wedding is coming soon !!!
It's about me and my fiancé! Everything is exactly like that!
And I realized with horror that I had already been pregnant for a month. There was no time to find out from whom the child was - it was necessary to urgently get married ...
Did the right thing!
I am pregnant! Marriage is soon! Thanks to the grandmothers at the entrance, otherwise I wouldn’t even know ...
Grandmothers at the entrance know everything!
Statuses about a happy marriage
I married for love, not out of spite -
What I did not regret even a day.
As it turned out, I was magically lucky -
The assholes were sorted out before me.
Lucky, yes. I wish I had some luck in this life.
A happy marriage is when you look at a handsome guy passing by and think: “The jacket is cool, I need to buy one for my husband!”
This is love!
A happy marriage is a marriage in which the husband understands every word that the wife did not say...
Yes! For example, what to guess in the new year to give your wife jewelry ...
And when I get married, will you call me? No, I will shout to you from the next room: “My beloved, put our son to bed already.”
If “beloved” screams, then you can fulfill the request))
Who does not work, he successfully married!
And I would like...
There is no need to shout about happiness. You can be silent about it. Together...
After all, happiness is to do everything together
And remember, girls, a good frying pan is the basis of your family happiness!
Well, this is for those who have violent husbands
The key to family happiness is kindness, frankness, responsiveness ...
I wish all spouses understood this.
Statuses about marriage are sad
Marriage is a mirage in the desert with palaces, palm trees and a camel. First the palace disappears, then the palm trees, and finally you are left alone with the camel.
Nice line!
When she gets married, a woman dreams of having a wall behind her: reliable, strong and indestructible. A wall behind which you can hide at any time and it will always protect you. Unfortunately, for many, instead of a wall, there is a hole with rotten swamp water behind them, from which it is so difficult to get out ... Few women succeed. It's even harder to find a new wall than a new hole...
Exactly! Just recently I was talking to my husband about the same thing ... in very similar words
If before marriage you were called a princess, and after marriage - a mare, then you did not marry a prince, but a groom! You've been framed!
Sadly(((
Waddle quietly, and you forget me. If you want to get married - someone will pick it up.
About my ex...
Today I dreamed that I was getting married ... Only not for the one who brings me happiness every day, but for the one whom I despised all my life ... Paradox.
The main thing is that the dream is not prophetic!
Why are women so eager to get married? Because otherwise they don't know what to do with themselves.
It's sad if that's actually the case.
Not every woman is destined to live like behind a stone wall - therefore, over time, she can also become stone.
That's right, men!
Don't get married girls...there's a lot of dishes to wash!!!
Who washes and who beats!
Status "I will give my girlfriend in marriage", "My girlfriend got married"
I will marry my friend! Already health is not enough to walk with her so much!
The main thing is to successfully marry her, otherwise you will have to walk even more later.
Dear men!!! Please, take my girlfriend in marriage ... Otherwise, she is so businesslike: she goes everywhere, walks ... and I'm sitting at home ...))))
You are evil))
One friend says to another:
- Honey, it's time for you to get married ...
- Yes, I still can’t find a suitable one, I keep thinking about your husband ...
About my husband...
- Well, yes, I think, God forbid, the same moron gets caught!
Then together you will wash the bones for your husbands!
I will give my girlfriend only to those hands that will love her more than me.
Real girlfriend!
Girlfriend, you're getting married
A little sad, but whatever.
If only you were happy
And it bloomed like a rose.
So cute…))
Despite the different situations and relationships of spouses in marriage, people forget about humanity and sincerity. To improve life together and relationships in the family, you just need to talk. Do not hide dissatisfaction or pleasure. Some don't take hints - they just need to be told.
No matter how wonderful marriage is, it's like switching from an 8-hour working day to a full day.
He and she lived happily ever after until they met and got married.
Why is everyone trying so hard to get married? After all, marriage has ruined more women than all the cataclysms combined.
Marriage can be compared to a mirage in the desert, when it seems to you that a beautiful palace, greenery and a camel looms in the distance. But as soon as you get a little closer to it, then first the greenery will disappear, then the palace, but the camel, bitch, will remain!
Best Status:
Since childhood, I thought that marriage was awarded to the happiest couples.
I am looking for a beautiful blonde with a gorgeous appearance, but smart and thoroughbred. I do not propose marriage.
If a woman wants something, then a man must want it. It turns out that a man wants to get married, perfume and new shoes?!
Marriage is such an event of two educated people who are trying hard to re-educate each other.
The more beautiful, smarter and more refined a girl is, the less likely she is to find a good husband.
Only a married woman has a chic future, which has become from behind.
Conquer and submit - that's the formula of marriage.
True love is not between bodies, but between souls.
Girls, make sure you really want to get into the cage when you get married. One day, the registry office employee thought about it and instead of “Dear Marriages,” she said “Dear Marriages.”
If you are not happy in marriage, try to live as a family)
My marriage is another confirmation that heaven is a complete mess!
By the 20th anniversary of the marriage, the spouses have come up with about 20 ways to kill each other.
Marriage is characterized by hatred at the same time as love.
With each new marriage, men and women understand each other better and treat the opposite sex with greater understanding.
About marriage: turn right - and immediately want to go left ...)))
I can change my Vkontakte status... This is one of the few things that change so easily...
People, creating a family, do not create a marriage!
years will pass ... and he will remember you ... dial your phone number and call ... ask how are you?: and you will answer - best of all * - he will ask ... what are you doing, dear ?!
“Love cannot be used” - everyone makes their own choice where to put a comma ...
One loves. The other one likes it. He sleeps on the third ... he settled well, but this is not for long ...
When two young people get married, it seems to them that the whole future life is a continuous continuation of the wedding ... in fact, it more often resembles the morning after the celebration: the head is cracking, there is a mess around and next to the crumpled face of the spouse.
If your marriage is bursting at the seams - do not resist - patches can also be useful in the household!
Marriage certificate - driver's license, which is awarded before the exam.
Life itself rejects defective marriages.
It often happens that the marriage is already annulled, but the relationship is not yet.
Tell me how long you've been married and I'll tell you what you do in the evenings.
If you give everyone a lot, the bed will break =)
If a man and a woman at a cafe table kiss and hug each other, look tenderly into each other's eyes, a chic bouquet of roses lies nearby, and they have rings on their ring fingers - be sure - they are either newlyweds or married lovers.
Most people will never be able to answer the question why they got married.
For most men, marriage is a transition from one mother to another.
If you are happy in marriage, maybe it’s enough to lie to yourself ???))
Due to the current demographic situation in our country, if I were some girls, I would vote for polygamy!
When you want to make another scandal - think about your children - whether you want to. What if they always lived in scandals? After all, they will create their seven in the image of yours!
Girls hope their lives will change after marriage, but that's what men fear
Guest marriage is heaven on earth, but only with sex.
In fact, a strong marriage can only be called one in which spouses and children want to spend holidays together and do it.
Male logic: Are you cold? Cuddle up to me. You feel hot? Undress...
If you want your husband to spend time with you, then take care that he does not find such pleasant pleasure and tenderness anywhere else.
A woman is happy in marriage when her children, husband, parents, and everyone who lives with her under the same roof are happy. A man is happy in marriage when he is happy.
If all marriages were happy, the series would not exist!
In a marriage for several years, at first the husband tells his wife how hysterical she is, and the wife tells her husband what an idiot he is. And then they just become hysterical and an idiot, quietly living together.
People have such a need for love that some even love their spouses.
Be friends?! God forbid to be friends with you! I want to marry you.
Marriage is a constant war between two completely different galaxies.
Marriage is an opportunity to learn about all the shortcomings of a loved one at once.
A wedding ring on a man's finger means - carefully - married, and for a woman - bolder, I'm still married)))
The second marriage is a victory of hope over common sense
Those women who live alone are jealous of married women. Those women who live in marriage - envy the lonely.
Marriage is a paradoxical type of community, which includes only two people, but which, nevertheless, consists of two slaves, mistress and master. © Biers Ambrose
A woman needs marriage in order to have a reason to bake pies, and at the same time eat them herself.
Love is blind - but marriage is a good optometrist
If you at a friendly table advise everyone not to marry, then you are already married.
I will give my best friend in good hands. Due to my marriage, I can not provide her with a walk.
When a woman allegedly agrees to friendship, this does not mean that she does not make more serious plans for you.
Be friends with you? Married, maybe!
Are you being ignored? Are you cold? Do not transfer to the spirit? Not a high opinion of men in general? Just propose marriage to her. See how the hand will remove all syndromes.
Best Status:
Whatever they say about the benefits of a civil marriage, a loving man will not humiliate a woman with half trust, trial terms, a chance to step back if it doesn’t work out. In fact, a woman does not need this chance. Most of all, she needs love without a doubt.
If you follow the saying about a woman and about God, then you will not envy all of humanity. Because even God is at a loss as to what a woman wants after all.
The desire of a man to sleep with an impregnable beauty is just baby talk compared to the desire of a woman who has entered the path of searching for a candidate for marriage.
I will only get married if I find a cool wedding dress.
I can't get married because I'm greedy and selfish. I, so cool, will get someone, but what do I have in return?
It is a pity that there is no such pill that would erase the inscription in the eyes: “I want to get married!”.
All mothers cry when their daughter gets married... And my mother says: let the one who takes you cry!:D
He offered to marry him .. -And you?)) -What the fuck husband! My eyes still burn at the sight of an ice slide ...
I don't care about your plans, in three years I'm marrying you!
You write snotty quotes about love - a juvenile fool. You study nerd. If you don't study - screw up. Sitting at home - nerd. Hanging out - not thinking about the future. Married early, fool. Married late - stupid. Didn't get married, stupid. Listen, go f*ck!
I'll give up on my marriage, for your sake, my love!
In my time, marriage was a declaration of love. - And in my time - oh, I flew 😀
Yet there is a marriage that can make a man happy. This is the marriage of his daughter...
I don't drink alcohol, I'm married to him for life
The biggest incident is to propose marriage on INDEPENDENCE Day 🙂
Have you ever tried to understand the meaning of the word "marriage"? for courage!;) like a medal)
Girls, getting married, weigh 45-55 kilograms. It is easier for small children to enter the husband's house. And after a short time, they become 2-3 times heavier, so that it is more difficult to push them out of there.
If you've already married an oil tycoon, bought a house in Nice, and won $1,000,000 in the lottery, that means your alarm is about to ring.
- Well, how did you hang out? - I'm about to get married...
And yet everyone has their own ideal .. My ideal is he ... it is for him that I want to marry .. it is from him that I want children .. there can be no other!
If you can’t answer your own question “Do I want to be with him further ???” just tell yourself “Do I want to marry him ?? And everything will be decided right away)))
Such “princes” went, it’s better to fucking marry a horse ...
On the bus: - Girl, are you getting off? - Getting married! - Girl, are you leaving? - Go crazy! - Can you get out? - They come out when they are born! The man, kicking her out of the bus: - Happy birthday, bitch!
In the life of every girl there should be a friend to whom you can say: “If I don’t get married before the age of 30, I will marry you!”.
She texted him: “I don’t care about your plans! In 5 years, I will marry you!” His response: “I don’t care about your plans! You will marry me in a year!”.
Do not offer friendship! Only married! Briefly about myself: Magical - on the whole head!
With someone you build relationships for a very long time, and for someone you just marry ...
“Darling, will you marry me?” “Well, I don’t know, I have to think!” - Think, think, it depends on you where you will sit - in the car or in the trunk ...
Only a woman can distort her life with one act: marry another, offended by her beloved, and then name her son after him.
I don’t want to study, and I don’t want to get married either, I just want to sleep until dinner and walk until the morning.
I want to get married. It's so great to have a person next to you who can be tormented for the rest of your life.
male vocabulary…Will you marry me? = I want you to not be able to have sex with other guys…
I don't want to marry a greedy, asshole, miserable BEETLE! :)))
I want to marry a millionaire - I like them as people))
but in general, I want to get married ... or rather a beautiful wedding))
I want a glass of white wine, strawberries and... get married)
and I want to marry you. give you wonderful children, cook delicious food and most importantly, you will always be there ..).
Pharmacies received a pregnancy test with two strips with the name “I want to get married!”
The older and wiser a girl becomes, the more difficult it is for her to get married.
Today I dreamed that I was getting married ... only not for the one who brings me happiness every day, but for the one whom I despised all my life ... Paradox.
Well, marry me. I know how to cook! .. soup with meatballs)
Sometimes there are such knights that it is better to marry his horse.
be friends?! God forbid to be friends with you! i want to marry you
He: Honey, will you marry me? Her: Is there anything else I can do for you?
some marry for love, some for money, but there are people who marry for surnames! Well, aren't they fucking?
Wishing the former in the end: “And so that you ever get married!”
Waddle quietly, And you forget me. If you want to get married, someone will pick it up.
Vasilisa the Beautiful married Alyosha Popovich and she became Vasilisa the Beautiful-Popovich :)))
well, mom, you know, I can’t calmly walk past an idiot, I need to either quarrel, or make friends, or marry him
Why are women so eager to get married? Because otherwise they don't know what to do with themselves.
A friend got married and they got a couple - Long-term Romance and Long-term Love.
i always marry you in sims 2
- And here they offered me to get married ... - Congratulations! Who? - Parents.
If my girlfriend was a boy, I would marry her.
I always dreamed of being a witness at a wedding, consider it in the center of the movement, but you don’t need to get married)
If you look at a girl for a long time, you can see how she gets married.
I mopped the floors, dusted, washed my clothes, sorted out the dishes, tidied up, washed the bathtub… Fuck! I want to marry myself!
If a guy stops a computer game to reply to your message, marry him.
Women admire handsome men, adore smart men, fall in love with kind men, but they willingly marry only the strong.
- I was asked to marry. - Wow! And who? - Parents.
All mothers cry when their daughters are married. And only mine says: Let the one who takes away cry)
“Dad, I won’t get married - I will live with you!” "Don't you dare threaten your father!"
While you hesitate with the words “I need you”, your friend will no longer jokingly call me to marry ..
I want something so much ... either married ... or seeds ...)))
The next station is “Marry”. Let's go girls, let's go
The dream of many girls is to marry a rich sapper.
The most important thing in a girl's life is a university. Get Married Successfully
Fools get married. Smart people get married.
Marriage is a mirage in the desert with palaces, palm trees and a camel. First the palace disappears, then the palm trees, and finally you are left alone with the camel.
Sooner or later you will get married anyway - either a good person gets caught, or a bad condom.
You are too good a guy if the number of women who want to marry you is greater than the number who want to sleep with you.
- Not married yet? - Yes, what, married! University must be completed. Make a career. There are so many opportunities ahead! - Not called? - Not called.
So, I'm getting married! Everyone get ready for the wedding, and I went to look for my husband!
If you are married and you don't have a mink coat, diamonds, you don't drive an expensive car... Congratulations! You married for love
I want to get married)) Take me!!!))
Comp hangs, in principle, like my marriage.
It seems that the age has come for me when not even grades at the session, but marriage is the main topic of all conversations with my mother ..
Marriage is the transition from an 8-hour working day to a 24-hour one!
- Marriage has killed more women than famine, war and natural disaster.
