Quotes about marriage and marriage. “I’m unbearable to get married”: the best selection of statuses about marriage Status about the proposal to marry

No matter how wonderful marriage is, it's like switching from an 8-hour working day to a full day.

He and she lived happily ever after until they met and got married.

Why is everyone trying so hard to get married? After all, marriage has ruined more women than all the cataclysms combined.

Marriage can be compared to a mirage in the desert, when it seems to you that a beautiful palace, greenery and a camel looms in the distance. But as soon as you get a little closer to it, then first the greenery will disappear, then the palace, but the camel, bitch, will remain!

Best Status:
Since childhood, I thought that marriage was awarded to the happiest couples.

I am looking for a beautiful blonde with a gorgeous appearance, but smart and thoroughbred. I do not propose marriage.

If a woman wants something, then a man must want it. It turns out that a man wants to get married, perfume and new shoes?!

Marriage is such an event of two educated people who are trying hard to re-educate each other.

The more beautiful, smarter and more refined a girl is, the less likely she is to find a good husband.

Only a married woman has a chic future, which has become from behind.

Conquer and submit - that's the formula of marriage.

True love is not between bodies, but between souls.

Girls, make sure you really want to get into the cage when you get married. One day, the registry office employee thought about it and instead of “Dear Marriages,” she said “Dear Marriages.”

If you are not happy in marriage, try to live as a family)

My marriage is another confirmation that heaven is a complete mess!

By the 20th anniversary of the marriage, the spouses have come up with about 20 ways to kill each other.

Marriage is characterized by hatred at the same time as love.

With each new marriage, men and women understand each other better and treat the opposite sex with greater understanding.

About marriage: turn right - and immediately want to go left ...)))

I can change my Vkontakte status... This is one of the few things that change so easily...

People, creating a family, do not create a marriage!

years will pass ... and he will remember you ... dial your phone number and call ... ask how are you?: and you will answer - best of all * - he will ask ... what are you doing, dear ?!

“Love cannot be used” - everyone makes their own choice where to put a comma ...

One loves. The other one likes it. He sleeps on the third ... he settled well, but this is not for long ...

When two young people get married, it seems to them that the whole future life is a continuous continuation of the wedding ... in fact, it more often resembles the morning after the celebration: the head is cracking, there is a mess around and next to the crumpled face of the spouse.

If your marriage is bursting at the seams - do not resist - patches can also be useful in the household!

Marriage certificate - driver's license, which is awarded before the exam.

Life itself rejects defective marriages.

It often happens that the marriage is already annulled, but the relationship is not yet.

Tell me how long you've been married and I'll tell you what you do in the evenings.

If you give everyone a lot, the bed will break =)

If a man and a woman at a cafe table kiss and hug each other, look tenderly into each other's eyes, a chic bouquet of roses lies nearby, and they have rings on their ring fingers - be sure - they are either newlyweds or married lovers.

Most people will never be able to answer the question why they got married.

For most men, marriage is a transition from one mother to another.

If you are happy in marriage, maybe it’s enough to lie to yourself ???))

Due to the current demographic situation in our country, if I were some girls, I would vote for polygamy!

When you want to make another scandal - think about your children - whether you want to. What if they always lived in scandals? After all, they will create their seven in the image of yours!

Girls hope their lives will change after marriage, but that's what men fear

Guest marriage is heaven on earth, but only with sex.

In fact, a strong marriage can only be called one in which spouses and children want to spend holidays together and do it.

Male logic: Are you cold? Cuddle up to me. You feel hot? Undress...

If you want your husband to spend time with you, then take care that he does not find such pleasant pleasure and tenderness anywhere else.

A woman is happy in marriage when her children, husband, parents, and everyone who lives with her under the same roof are happy. A man is happy in marriage when he is happy.

If all marriages were happy, the series would not exist!

In a marriage for several years, at first the husband tells his wife how hysterical she is, and the wife tells her husband what an idiot he is. And then they just become hysterical and an idiot, quietly living together.

People have such a need for love that some even love their spouses.

Be friends?! God forbid to be friends with you! I want to marry you.

Marriage is a constant war between two completely different galaxies.

Marriage is an opportunity to learn about all the shortcomings of a loved one at once.

A wedding ring on a man's finger means - carefully - married, and for a woman - bolder, I'm still married)))

The second marriage is a victory of hope over common sense

Those women who live alone are jealous of married women. Those women who live in marriage - envy the lonely.

Marriage is a paradoxical type of community, which includes only two people, but which, nevertheless, consists of two slaves, mistress and master. © Biers Ambrose

A woman needs marriage in order to have a reason to bake pies, and at the same time eat them herself.

Love is blind - but marriage is a good optometrist

If you at a friendly table advise everyone not to marry, then you are already married.

Many men, falling in love with a dimple on their cheek, mistakenly marry the whole girl.

Stephen Leacock

Whether you marry or not, you will repent anyway.

Oh, if only I could go on my honeymoon alone!

Jules Renard

The word "marriage" is very precisely divided into two words: "for" and "courage". This means that those who have been married for a long time should be given the “Marriage” medal. ”

Mikhail Zadornov

The institution of marriage will live long if he finally refuses to interfere in sexual life.

Gabriel Laub

The main harm of marriage is that it corrodes selfishness from a person. And unselfish people are colorless, they lose their individuality.

Oscar Wilde

All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

The quote is attributed to Leo Tolstoy.
And what's funny - this is Leo Tolstoy!

The music of the wedding procession always reminds me of a military march before a battle.

Heinrich Heine

Marriage is the main reason for divorce.

Lawrence Peter

It doesn't bother me that I'm already a grandfather, the only bad thing is that I'm married to my grandmother.

Groucho Marx

Two rings are involved in the wedding ceremony: one is put on the bride's finger, the other is put on the groom's nose.

Robert Orben

Do you know the difference between marriage and divorce? A wedding is celebrated only once, and a divorce is celebrated every day!

Frederic Begbeder

Women who are happy in their first marriage are more likely to decide on a second one.

Joseph Addison

All people are born free and equal in rights, but some then marry.

Marcel Juandeau

It was very wise of the Lord God to marry Thomas Carlyle to Mrs. Carlyle: thus two people became unhappy, not four.

Samuel Butler

What they do in paradise, we do not know; but we know exactly what they don’t do there: they don’t get married there and don’t get married.

Jonathan Swift

Henry Mencken

Of course, your husband has his shortcomings! If he were a saint, he would never marry you.

Dale Carnegie

It is high time to replace the marriage formula about love and fidelity with a statement about the readiness to wash dishes and take out the trash.

Alexander Kumor

When an old bachelor takes a young wife, he deserves ... but what is there! Crime already contains punishment in itself.

Richard Sheridan

“My ex-husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe the second one wasn't enough."

Woody Allen

The theory behind marriage: if you find a beer you like, you should immediately quit your job and go to the brewery.

The key to family happiness: first - marriage, then - love.

Not for all…

Mom said that when I get married, she will stick an inscription on the door: “Non-returnable and non-exchangeable!”

I also need to look home, maybe I hung such an inscription on the door))

In the year of the snake, I will urgently rent a place on a warm, cozy chest for a period of one year. I don’t want to get married… Just to warm up.

Grab the antidote! And you are welcome!

Unmarried life was easier. I wanted a dress ... and another dress. And now - a bread machine, molds and a sifter for flour ...

Exactly! But the dress too

Have you noticed that when you are not married, everyone around asks: “I didn’t get married”? When you do not have children, everyone is interested in: “Well, when is the addition?” And when you already have a child, everyone worries: “Well, when will you go for the second one?” Don't people have anything else to talk about?!

There is something to talk about, but when you don’t feel like it, it remains just to observe the boundaries of decency and traditional interest. Therefore, such questions

Why do women like to marry military men? Because they already know how to cook, darn, make the bed, have good health and know how to follow orders!

Ideal men!

I got married really for love, and then all my life I envied my girlfriends!

It happens, what can you do?!

Statuses about marriage are cool

If you are married and you don't have a mink coat, diamonds, you don't drive an expensive car... Congratulations! You married for love

And I'm very happy about it! I feel so comfortable in a Mouton fur coat, with just a gold wedding band, on our “six” with my beloved husband and one-year-old daughter!

Yet there is a marriage that can make a man happy. This is the marriage of his daughter...

This is another way to look - who will pay for the wedding expenses?

Marriage is the transition from an 8-hour work day to a 24-hour one!

Yeah, no one pays overtime

Many girls marry men who remind them of their father. Is that why their mothers cry at the wedding ceremony?

Exactly! That's why my mom was crying

Many people told me that there was nothing to do when I was married… They lied!!! There are so many things, so many things...

Not that word! I always sleep without hind legs.

The wife says to her husband in anger:
-I'd rather marry the devil!
- What are you, dear! Marriages between blood relatives are forbidden!

This is about my wife

Two friends:
- Were you married?
- Certainly!
- So how is it???
- Yes, as in childhood - don’t go out late, then don’t get acquainted with other people’s men (uncles) !!!

If, as in childhood, everyone would only get married and run away.

Statuses about marriage with meaning

You need to get married out of youth, out of stupidity, out of great love, or out of flight. Because you grow up, grow wiser ... and you will understand that there are no ideal people, and you don’t need an imperfect one.

As a rule, those who are regularly called there do not want to get married, and those who have not received such an offer dream of marriage! For me, the stamp in the passport is just a formality.

Marriage has killed more women than famine, war, and natural disaster.

That's for sure ... it seems to me that women suffer most in marriage due to misunderstanding on the part of men (((

There will be agreement - there will be happiness! From now on, only "We" - not "I", and there will be a strong family!

Yes, this is how everything always starts beautifully, and then socks around the apartment and “where are you-doing-my-beer ?!”

Marriage is like a besieged fortress: those who are inside would like to get out of it; those outside would like to break into it.

Truth speaks!

The older and wiser a girl becomes, the more difficult it is for her to get married.

Right! The older the girl, the more she understands her attractiveness.

Many women who are not married dream that a man will surround them with care and attention ... However, many married ones too ...

A girl is a flower that always needs to be taken care of!

If you can’t answer the question: “Do I want to be with him further?”, Just tell yourself: “Do I want to marry him?” And immediately everything will be decided)))

Exactly, we tried it like this ... it helps.

Statuses about marriage are beautiful

You are pain and light, peace and fear,
you taste the sky on your lips,
Melody that I sing
You are life and I love it!

This is how every husband should think of his wife!

The happiest morning for a girl is her wedding day. When she wakes up, she knows exactly what to wear.

It is a fact!

The next stop is "marry". Let's go girls, let's go!

What is the number of the bus that took you to this stop? I want to ride it too!

The presence of a man nearby is not a guarantee of absolute happiness for a woman ... You can be married and be in anguish, or you can be happy, remaining a free woman.

That's right, don't rush to get married. It is better to always feel happy than just having a stamp in your passport.

Marriage is a very serious step! When we quarrel with our parents, we don’t think that we need to look for new ones. So the husband should become a native person. One for life! The main thing is not to make a mistake in choosing!

I can’t even imagine how you can live with one person all your life!

No matter how happy a woman is married, she always notices with pleasure that there are men in the world who would like to see her unmarried.

It is always nice when you are positively assessed by the extraneous views of handsome men.

Status "I want to get married", statuses "I want to get married" are cool

Mom, I want to get married!
- Enough! Already been twice!
- Well ma...
- No, don't ask!
“Mom, I can only go there and back!”

My mom says this to my little sister

Married! Oh no!!! We were there! Service not up to par...

We've been, we know

I don't want to get married! For one simple reason - why make a bad husband out of a good lover?

Not calling?

Pharmacies received a pregnancy test with two strips with the name "I want to get married!".

Ha, interesting product… must buy

The most important thing in a girl's life is a university (to marry successfully).

No wonder parents instill these goals from childhood))

I want to get married)))) Take me!!!

Rectilinear…

I want to get married. It's so great to have a person next to you who can be tormented for the rest of your life.

Men, be careful!

Marriage proposal status

When she was offered to marry, she fell off her chair, jumped up to the ceiling on the bed, rushed around the apartment for 30 minutes with happiness ... And then she quietly answered, "I'll think about it ...".

Real woman!!!

Get married successfully - sign an employment agreement as a governess!

Well, this is if you are not lucky with your husband.

When you proposed to marry you, did you hope in your heart that I would refuse??? Yeah, dream on... I agree, honey!!!

That's right girl, keep it up!

“When are you going to stop making jokes about marrying me?!
When you become my wife.

So make her a proper offer, joker!

This caller asks you to marry him. Answer: “Dear subscriber! There are not enough funds on your account for this operation.

She knows exactly what she wants

Do you want to marry?
- Stop threatening me.

Uh-huh))) Right about me in the very tyutelka)

Statuses "married soon", "getting married"

Get married, right? Where is this wretch hiding?

Run, boy!

Are you married?!
- No.
- When are you going?
When I finish uni. And are you married?!
- No.
- When are you going?
When you graduate from uni.

Here is the man! Waiting means love!

Wedding.. the coolest holiday in our lives!

It only seems so! As soon as this day comes, you will dream that it ends as soon as possible!

Nobody to each other, we always quarrel, swear, we almost fight ... but everyone is sure that the wedding is coming soon !!!

It's about me and my fiancé! Everything is exactly like that!

And I realized with horror that I had already been pregnant for a month. There was no time to find out from whom the child was - it was necessary to urgently get married ...

Did the right thing!

I am pregnant! Marriage is soon! Thanks to the grandmothers at the entrance, otherwise I wouldn’t even know ...

Grandmothers at the entrance know everything!

Statuses about a happy marriage

I married for love, not out of spite -
What I did not regret even a day.
As it turned out, I was magically lucky -
The assholes were sorted out before me.

Lucky, yes. I wish I had some luck in this life.

A happy marriage is when you look at a handsome guy passing by and think: “The jacket is cool, I need to buy one for my husband!”

This is love!

A happy marriage is a marriage in which the husband understands every word that the wife did not say...

Yes! For example, what to guess in the new year to give your wife jewelry ...

And when I get married, will you call me? No, I will shout to you from the next room: “My beloved, put our son to bed already.”

If “beloved” screams, then you can fulfill the request))

Who does not work, he successfully married!

And I would like...

There is no need to shout about happiness. You can be silent about it. Together...

After all, happiness is to do everything together

And remember, girls, a good frying pan is the basis of your family happiness!

Well, this is for those who have violent husbands

The key to family happiness is kindness, frankness, responsiveness ...

I wish all spouses understood this.

Statuses about marriage are sad

Marriage is a mirage in the desert with palaces, palm trees and a camel. First the palace disappears, then the palm trees, and finally you are left alone with the camel.

Nice line!

When she gets married, a woman dreams of having a wall behind her: reliable, strong and indestructible. A wall behind which you can hide at any time and it will always protect you. Unfortunately, for many, instead of a wall, there is a hole with rotten swamp water behind them, from which it is so difficult to get out ... Few women succeed. It's even harder to find a new wall than a new hole...

Exactly! Just recently I was talking to my husband about the same thing ... in very similar words

If before marriage you were called a princess, and after marriage - a mare, then you did not marry a prince, but a groom! You've been framed!

Sadly(((

Waddle quietly, and you forget me. If you want to get married - someone will pick it up.

About my ex...

Today I dreamed that I was getting married ... Only not for the one who brings me happiness every day, but for the one whom I despised all my life ... Paradox.

The main thing is that the dream is not prophetic!

Why are women so eager to get married? Because otherwise they don't know what to do with themselves.

It's sad if that's actually the case.

Not every woman is destined to live like behind a stone wall - therefore, over time, she can also become stone.

That's right, men!

Don't get married girls...there's a lot of dishes to wash!!!

Who washes and who beats!

Status "I will give my girlfriend in marriage", "My girlfriend got married"

I will marry my friend! Already health is not enough to walk with her so much!

The main thing is to successfully marry her, otherwise you will have to walk even more later.

Dear men!!! Please, take my girlfriend in marriage ... Otherwise, she is so businesslike: she goes everywhere, walks ... and I'm sitting at home ...))))

You are evil))

One friend says to another:
- Honey, it's time for you to get married ...
- Yes, I still can’t find a suitable one, I keep thinking about your husband ...
About my husband...
- Well, yes, I think, God forbid, the same moron gets caught!

Then together you will wash the bones for your husbands!

I will give my girlfriend only to those hands that will love her more than me.

Real girlfriend!

Girlfriend, you're getting married
A little sad, but whatever.
If only you were happy
And it bloomed like a rose.

So cute…))

Despite the different situations and relationships of spouses in marriage, people forget about humanity and sincerity. To improve life together and relationships in the family, you just need to talk. Do not hide dissatisfaction or pleasure. Some don't take hints - they just need to be told.

There are a lot of brides to disassemble, so a century will never be married.

Russian proverb

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She gets married - she sings songs, and she left - sheds tears.

Russian proverb

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Get married - look at both.

Russian proverb

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Do not boast of the marriage of the third day, but boast of the third year!

Russian proverb

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Without equality, there is really no marriage. A wife, excluded from all the interests that occupy her husband, alien to them, not dividing them, is a concubine, a housekeeper, a nanny, but not a wife in the full, in the noble sense of the word.

A. Herzen

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We are told by the harmony of the strings in the orchestra,

That the lonely way is like death.

William Shakespeare

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Marriage is a bribe given to the housekeeper so that she considers herself the mistress of the house.

T. Wilder

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A married woman is a woman who has a bright future behind her.

Ambrose Bierce

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When a woman marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the carelessness of one.

Helen Rowland

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When a woman marries a second time, it means that she hated her first husband; when a man remarries, it is because he adored his first wife.

Oscar Wilde

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Undoubtedly, the best initiatives, which brought the greatest benefit to society, came from unmarried and childless people.

Francis Bacon

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God help the one who does not marry until he finds the perfect woman, and help even more when he finds her.

B. Timett

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The happiness of a married man depends entirely on the women he has married.

Oscar Wilde

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What they do in paradise, we do not know; but we know exactly what they don’t do there: they don’t get married there and don’t get married.

Jonathan Swift

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A successfully married person receives wings, unsuccessfully - shackles.

G. Beecher

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I have always believed that every woman should be married, but no man should marry.

Benjamin Disraeli

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Most marriages break up nowadays primarily because of the good sense of the husband. Indeed, how can a woman be happy with a man who considers her an absolutely rational being.

Oscar Wilde

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Most modern marriages can be considered, if not happy, then satisfying: she gets a piece of bread in him, he gets a piece of meat in her. They eat each other.

V. Klyuchevsky

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Men marry out of fatigue, women marry out of curiosity. Both marriages are disappointing.

Oscar Wilde

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Marriage forces us to listen to the lengthy rantings of our wives ... Let us rejoice in old age, which frees us from the desire to hug them, because we pay for these hugs with order in life and peace of mind.

T. Wilder

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Marriage is a lottery in which a man stakes his freedom and a woman stakes her happiness.

V. Rieu

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Marriage is the miracle of turning kissing from a pleasure into a duty.

Helen Rowland

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Marriage and its bonds are either the greatest good or the greatest evil, there is no middle ground.

Marriage is the most precious treasure of people, when the harmony of souls and hearts, feelings, tastes and characters is pulled together by bonds created by nature, bound by love and ennobled by honor. God! What a pleasure to love openly and bear the name of a loved one ... Your children, a precious pledge born of love, serve as its new bonds. Such a marriage, such a dear union, if it occurs, is heaven itself on earth.

Francois Marie Voltaire

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Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it's just purgatory.

Abraham Lincoln

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A marriage between two insanely passionate lovers is a pact made in a feverish frenzy.

Pierre Buast

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Marriage brings many sorrows, but celibacy does not bring any joy.

Samuel Johnson

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Marriage is like scissors - the halves can move in opposite directions, but they will teach a lesson to anyone who tries to stand between them.

S. Smith

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Marriage is terrible, but lonely, abandoned old age is no less terrible.

Robert Stevenson

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Marriage simplifies our lives and complicates our day.

Jean Rostand

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Marriage makes the soul empty.

A. Pushkin

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Marriage is too perfect a state for an imperfect person.

Sebastian Chamfort

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Marriage is a long conversation punctuated by arguments.

Robert Stevenson

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Marriage is a long voyage in a cramped cabin.

Iris Murdoch

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Marriage is a fever that starts hot and ends cold.

Hippocrates

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Marriage is like a besieged fortress; those who are inside would like to get out of it; those outside would like to break into it.

Herve Bazin

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Marriage is an avalanche that a young man and a girl bring down on their heads, reaching for a flower.

Bernard Show

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Marriage, to tell the truth, is an evil, but a necessary evil.

Socrates

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In married life, a united couple should form, as it were, a single moral personality.

Immanuel Kant

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Marriage is a union between a man who cannot sleep with the window closed and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open.

Bernard Show

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There are successful marriages, but there are no delightful marriages.

François de La Rochefoucauld

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All marriages are successful. Difficulties begin when the joint life begins.

Françoise Sagan

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Entering into marriage, a man and a woman become one person - the only question is how.

Henry Mencken

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If marriage their meeting portends

And besides, the choice is not rich,

A woman forgives a man everything,

Even if it's not his fault.

E. Sevrus

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It takes two to get married - a single girl and a concerned mother.

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If you do not want to turn a monogamous marriage into a monotonous marriage, you must ensure that tenderness and ways of expressing it are interspersed with words of a different kind. The life of two should be blown by the sea winds, it should be open towards society, joint work, friends, entertainment.

André Maurois

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If there are so few happy marriages in the world, it is only because girls pay much more attention to weaving snares than to building cages.

Jonathan Swift

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A woman before marriage is a provocateur; after marriage - gendarme.

Henry Mencken

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Women who are happy in their first marriage are more likely to decide on a second one.

D. Addison

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The music of the wedding procession always reminds me of a military march before a battle.

Heinrich Heine

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The worst thing about marriage is that it makes a woman believe that all men are just as easily fooled.

Henry Mencken

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No matter how happy a woman is in marriage, she will always be pleased if some nice person doubts her marital happiness.

Henry Mencken

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Who is not capable of either love or friendship, he most likely makes his bet - on marriage.

Friedrich Nietzsche

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People stubbornly confuse marriage and love, on the one hand, happiness and love, on the other. Meanwhile, they are completely different things. That is why, although love is a very rare thing, there are happy ones among marriages.

Albert Camus

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I do not know of marriages that break up more easily or are more difficult than those concluded because of passion for beauty or because of love.

Michel de Montaigne

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A charming woman and a magnificent man are often separated by a mere trifle: the fact that they are married to each other.

Robert de Fleur

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Never take part in the betrothal of a woman, because if she has a bad time, she will curse you, and if she feels good, she will not remember you.

Ahikar

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When we are about to get married, we experience two fears: loneliness and dependence. When the fear of being alone is stronger than the fear of being addicted, we get married.

Cyril Connolly

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Happy couple: he does what she wants and she does what she wants.

Peter Altenberg

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Divorce in an unhappy marriage, it seems to me, is more moral than the inseparability of marriage bonds; because divorce eliminates deceit.

A. Rubinstein

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A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short.

André Maurois

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The strongest foundation for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.

Oscar Wilde

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Cohabitation under one roof is in itself a terrible thing, on which half of the marriages collapsed. Living closely together, people come too close to each other, see each other in too much detail, too wide open, and imperceptibly pluck all the flowers of the wreath that surrounds the personality with poetry and grace.

A. Herzen

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A happy marriage is a marriage in which the husband understands every word that the wife does not say.

Alfred Hitchcock

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Happiness in marriage depends on the ability to make small sacrifices with cheerfulness and constant readiness.

D. Selden

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Marriage and love have different aspirations:

Marriage seeks profit, love seeks favor.

Pierre Corneille

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A good marriage rests on talent and friendship.

Friedrich Nietzsche

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Keep your eyes wide before the wedding and close them after.

Benjamin Franklin

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There are no rumors that spring up so easily and spread as quickly as rumors about weddings.

David Hume

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Look at everything well, so as not to laugh at your neighbors to marry.

Hesiod

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Here is one of the best arguments against marriage: only one woman can completely fool a man - his own wife.

Sebastian Chamfort

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Marry a small, fragile woman, for of all evils, you must always choose the lesser.

Carl Weber

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One must not marry out of love, but certainly with a calculation, only understanding these words just the opposite of how they are usually understood, that is, marrying not out of sensual love and according to calculation, where and how to live, but according to that calculation, how likely that the future wife will help, and not prevent me from living a human life.

L. Tolstoy

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Get married no matter what. If you get a good wife, you will be an exception, and if you get a bad one, you will become a philosopher.

Socrates

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Marriage is a preliminary punishment for those who decide to divorce.

N. Claraso

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Marrying a beauty is absurd:

You will soon experience frustration

When you suddenly discover that the fortress

Didn't survive the first siege.

E. Sevrus

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To marry means to halve your rights and double your responsibilities.

Arthur Schopenhauer

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Whether you marry or not, you will repent anyway.

Socrates

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A woman never forgets where, when and under what circumstances she marries. But very often he does not remember why.

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A woman rarely seeks advice before buying a wedding dress.

Joseph Addison

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Many girls got married so as not to spend evenings alone, and divorced for the same reason.

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Do whatever you want with a woman, but don't trust her in anything, and most importantly, don't get married, otherwise you will live to the hour when you want to kill her.

G. Haggard

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We must not create for ourselves the task of getting married, but set ourselves the everlasting task of living well, and then the time will come and circumstances will make it impossible not to get married. So you really can't go wrong.

L. Tolstoy

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The vices of the spouses may serve as grounds for declaring the marriage null and void by common consent. And yet the most important vice of married life is time itself, which kills the foundations of marriage. The former "yes" is no more, it is in the past, now the dead grabs the living; who I was took responsibility for who I became, and now the yes has become a no!

Herve Bazin

If you fall in love with a man, you cannot marry him - he can make you unhappy.

George Bernard Shaw

Many girls marry men who remind them of their father. Is that why their mothers cry at the wedding ceremony?

Only a few girls consciously marry idiots, the rest are convinced of this only after marriage.

L. Trotsky

The most difficult task for a woman is to prove to a man the seriousness of his intentions.

Helen Rowland

A good woman, when she marries, promises happiness, a bad woman is waiting for him.

V. Klyuchevsky

A girl will always exchange a bachelor for an unmarried man.

Jimmy Cannoy

If your husband expects you to laugh, laugh; if he expects you to cry, don't cry, if you don't know what he expects from you, why get married?

Minion McLaughlin

Girls, having married, very soon come to the conclusion that all men are the same.

Gennady Malkin

A woman becomes whole by becoming a half.

Jacques Audiberty

"She's getting married." - "Against whom?"

Lancourt

Marrying out of pity is crazy, and if you think you can influence men of this sort ("oh, he never had a chance, poor thing!"), then you are deeply mistaken. Only a strong character can be influenced, not a weak one, and the height of conceit to believe that you can make a real person out of anyone.

M. Asquith

To be married means to be neither alone nor in anyone's company.

N. Barney

The most terrible, fatal mistake for a young girl is to marry a man involved in art. If you like, my dears, take them as lovers. They will teach you a lot, you will learn a lot from them about life, about human nature and about the relationship between a man and a woman, because they are directly interested in all this, while all the others are stuffed with prejudices, high ideals and literary reminiscences. Every poor artist, and in general a person of mental labor, looking for a woman who would take him to support Remember, people of art do not need peace and legitimate offspring, but a variety of sensations and a secure income.

R. Aldington

I think, therefore, I am not married.

Elizabeth Winston

Getting married is like buying a thing that you admired in a shop window. No matter how good it is, it will never harmonize with the rest of the decor in your home.

A. Kerr

Some women get married for financial reasons, others get divorced for the same reasons.

In the life of every woman there are two main men: the one she married, and the one she, alas, did not marry.

Robert Lembke

A woman must choose: with a man whom other women love, she will never be calm; with a man whom other women do not love, she will never be happy.

Anatole France

No matter how happy a woman is married, she always notices with pleasure that there are men in the world who would like to see her unmarried.

Henry Louis Mencken

At 30, the chance of marriage is 20 percent. at 35 it's 5 percent, and at 40 you're more likely to be killed by a terrorist.

Unknown American

Girls often lose friends by marrying them.